Contest Rules and Prizes

Write an essay explaining why your life is the worst life. I will judge the entries and pick a winner. The winner must choose between the following prizes:

a) a bag of candy of your choosing
b) a song recorded about your life
c) anonymous hate mail sent by me to your worst enemy
d) a collection of scary pictures from google images
e) a "get well" card signed by everyone I know

If you don't win, don't get too upset. There will be other contests in the future. Upcoming contests include:

Worst Parents
Best Public Meltdown
Worst Nightmare
Most Disorders
Worst Day Ever
....and many more! stay tuned!

How to enter: post a reply to this topic and start typing.

Have an acceptable day!