Misery House

About this forum

The purpose of this forum is to write about what makes your life miserable, describe the reasons or lack of reasons for hating yourself, meet other singles who are more depressed than you are, keep a running list of people and things that disgust you, and enter contests to win BIG prizes just for being unhappy! Register today and become a member!

First Contest: Worst Life

Horror Stories

Share your horror stories here. These are the types of stories you would tell at a party if you wanted people to stop talking to you. These are the types of stories you think about when you think about hell. These might be the stories you are most proud of because they are good reasons for being this way. You will not get the usual reactions like discomfort, confusion, annoyance, sympathy, or the type of joy people get from watching movies on women's networks. Other people's mothers will not tell them to stay away from you. If you share your horror stories in this forum people might think you are a really cool dude.

DATING

What are you looking for in your significant other? What don't you want in your significant other? Are you interested in being treated like a piece of trash? What do you like to do for fun? How capable are you of functioning? Are you interested in meeting someone with a psychiatric disorder? Would you like to date someone with a terminal illness? Would you rather just be alone? Do other people's relationships disgust you? When you see people holding hands do you want to cut their hands off? When you see people kissing does it remind you of a time in your childhood when you felt suicidal? Have you ever been in a relationship that made you never want to have sex again? Do you wish you could date someone without touching them? Do you wish you could date someone without talking to them? Write a personal's ad here and find your TRUE LOVE. We make no guarantees.

Feelings, Attacks, and Catastrophes

Write about your bad day or your bad night out. You can also write here when you don't know what to do with yourself and you are googling things like "help me" and "i can't do it" and "get me out of here" and no good search results are coming up. You can write about things that other people would not think are horrible but that ruin your life. You can write about your most recent example of whatever mental disorders you have. Also share good news that makes you sad. Also write when you are angry at someone you don't even know. These are just some of the types of feelings for you to write about in this category.

Hit List

Please make a list of people and things that make you disgusted. In this list include people and things that you would like to punch. Also include in this list people and things that make you cry. Please be specific.

Nightmares

This category is for the kind of nightmares that happen when you are asleep. These nightmares haunt you for an amount of time and sometimes it can be too long of a time for you to bear. Sometimes you remember these nightmares long after they happened and you might have an attack. If Freddy was coming for you it would be much better than the actual nightmares that you are going to write about in this forum.

Disorders

You may keep track of your disorders here. I know sometimes there are too many to remember so you can write them down. Then maybe you will find other people who have your disorder also. This can be any type of disorder. You may also list procedures and medications you have tried to fix your disorders and then you can describe what a failure everything is. You may also use this category to identify people on your hit list who do not have disorders and say mean things about them.

Advice

If you need to ask for advice you may do so here. Getting advice might make you feel worse than ever. You might hate everyone who gives you advice. You might still need to ask for advice though. Sometimes you just don't know what to do except spin in circles until you pass out or kick your kitchen appliances. If that is the case then you should ask for advice. Or if you are thinking about killing yourself you should ask for advice then too. You should also ask for advice if you do not know what to get someone for their birthday or if you are having trouble thinking of what you want to eat. Or if you need help with drugs or medication. Or if you are sick and you don't know why. These are all reasons to ask for advice. You should not ask for advice about why god made you this way.

Suggestions

If you have suggestions, comments, or complaints about this forum you can write about them here. You can also ask questions if you need more information about this forum. Please do not make any judgmental comments about this forum or the people that write on it. If you do, your name will be put in the Hit List category and you will be laughed at for the rest of your life. There is only so much a person can take.